1. We Built This City ... Starship 2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus 3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung 4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit -- 5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice -- 6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News Oh come on, it sucks but it doesn't suck that hard. 7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin 8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy 9. American Life ... Madonna 10. Ebony and Ivory ... 11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken- 12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys Again, not that bad. Not even in the top 50. 13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis Can't disagree, this song sucks ass. 14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler 15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts - 16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes 17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer 18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago 19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister 20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie 21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors 22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith FUCK TOBY KEITH. FUCK HIM WITH A GARDEN WEASEL!! 23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart 24. Superman ... Five for Fighting - 25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 26. The End ... The Doors I like the Doors. This ain't their best, but if you gotta pick a bad Doors song, the Lizard King or Touch Me are way worse. 27. The Final Countdown ... Europe I used to like this song, but I haven't heard it since I developed my musical tastes. 28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer 29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something 30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston 31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies This needs to be higher up on the list. 32. Will 2K ... Will Smith 33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua 34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg 35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M. 36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal 37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo 38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex 39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin 40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd- 41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel I actually kinda like this song, don't tell anybody, I'll deny it. 42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel I won't even deny liking this song. I hate most of Simon & Garfunkel's other stuff, though. 43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker- 44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf 45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti 46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block- 47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams 48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles - Come on now, Yoko Ono didn't have a single song on this list. The Beatles don't deserve this kind of treatment. Sheesh. 50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion
How come "Bungle in the Jungle" by Jethro Tull didn't make the cut? Or "MacArthur Park?" The Macarena? "My Sweet Lord" by George Harrison (badly ripping off the Chantrelles "He's so Fine doo lang doo lang dulang")? Or the disco song "Stayin' Alive?" Those are some bad songs.
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Ok, sure. I'll give it a shot.
Date: 2004-05-04 05:05 pm (UTC)2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit --
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice --
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News Oh come on, it sucks but it doesn't suck that hard.
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8.
Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ...
11.
Invisible ... Clay Aiken-12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys Again, not that bad. Not even in the top 50.
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis Can't disagree, this song sucks ass.
14.
From a Distance ... Bette Midler15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts -
16.
What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19.
Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith FUCK TOBY KEITH. FUCK HIM WITH A GARDEN WEASEL!!
23.
Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart24. Superman ... Five for Fighting -
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors I like the Doors. This ain't their best, but if you gotta pick a bad Doors song, the Lizard King or Touch Me are way worse.
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe I used to like this song, but I haven't heard it since I developed my musical tastes.
28.
Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies This needs to be higher up on the list.
32.
Will 2K ... Will Smith33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34.
Longer ... Dan Fogelberg35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37.
Rico Suave ... Gerardo38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd-
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel I actually kinda like this song, don't tell anybody, I'll deny it.
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel I won't even deny liking this song. I hate most of Simon & Garfunkel's other stuff, though.
43.
Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker-44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45.
Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block-
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles - Come on now, Yoko Ono didn't have a single song on this list. The Beatles don't deserve this kind of treatment. Sheesh.
50.
My Heart Will Go On ... Celine DionHow come "Bungle in the Jungle" by Jethro Tull didn't make the cut? Or "MacArthur Park?" The Macarena? "My Sweet Lord" by George Harrison (badly ripping off the Chantrelles "He's so Fine doo lang doo lang dulang")? Or the disco song "Stayin' Alive?" Those are some bad songs.