Fandom Meme!

 So, meme time! From i_am_girlfriday 

Name a fandom and I'll inform you as to my:

One True Pairing Ship:
Cannon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship:
"You are one sick bastard" ship:
"I dabble a little" ship:
"It's like a car crash" ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" ship:
"Makes no cannon sense but why the hell not" ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" ship: