Oh No!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I punched simons_flower in the arm (-10 points). In January I gave dark_raven13 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, black_magdalene (-5000 points). In June I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4323 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, cybermathwitch

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