The REAL Starbuck writing in here, I'm Kara Thrace and I am in fact a woman, all female over here, no spare boy bits except for Anders but those bits're only - er...they're not attached, that's the important part! I don't know who's pretending to be Cmdr Adama but I don't appreciate the slander. I bet it's Kat that frakking nugget! I'll kick her ass from here to the colonies and let the toasters have her one day! Anyway gotta go back to saving us all from cylons.
-- Kara Starbuck (the real one!) Thrace.