Listen up, nugget. You will report to the flight deck. You will not skip out because you're sad and want to talk about your feelings. Go cry to someone who gives a frak. I don't want to see your tears or else I'll really give you something to cry about. I'm not your mommy and I'm not your friend. As I have told you repeatedly before, my callsign is Starbuck, but you may refer to me as God.