ext_352460 ([identity profile] jessofthebugs.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] cybermathwitch 2006-08-30 01:54 pm (UTC)

Snarky, yes, but good-natured

Dear [livejournal.com profile] cybermathwitch,

It has come to my attention that Lt. Starbuck is currently being portrayed as a woman. I writing on his behalf because I feel he is far too angry for clear thought. While I understand that this is neither your fault or your doing, your persistence in this bizarre rumor has caught his attention. It has been my observation, one that has been confirmed by both Miss Cassiopea and my own daughter, that Lt. Starbuck is indeed a male. Cpt. Apollo, who has been living in close quarters with Lt. Starbuck for many years, has also confirmed the Lieutenant's gender. While I will take all necessary measures to prevent Lt. Starbuck from acting rashly, I cannot make any guarantees. I am confident that he will not actually shoot an unarmed civilian, but I have asked Cpt. Apollo to keep close watch on him until this rumor dies down.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Cmmdr. Adama

P.S. He sends this photo. Lt. Starbuck is pictured here with a cigar and a woman, as usual. I humbly ask that you maintain discretion as to the identity of the woman. I do not think Miss Cassiopea would understand.

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting