*Vwooooooooorp, vwoooooooooooorp, and a blue box appears on the blasted heath of LJ-land, a light flashing on its top. It settles with a thump, and the Tenth Doctor pokes his head out of the doors; Rose peeks over his shoulder*

"Hullo!" the Doctor says, "Isn't this a lovely day? Well, in fact it isn't, actually, I'm afraid. You see there's the bad news, and there's the really, really bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"